CORBETT 2020!
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When I am king, ect. will be first against the wall! But king of what? Appointed by whom? And how would that effect you, anyway? THAT’S the question.
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Tyrant 😉
ECT: Very bad indeed. But it seems to me the mix-up when “its” should be “it’s” or vice versa, runs a very close second.
Quite right! There should be severe penalties for grammar offenses, especially the use of “then” for “than” (ie, I prefer chocolate more then vanilla.); off with their heads!!
No need to go nucular!
She’s not going nucular! She’s just towing the Corbett line, as usual! And even if she was, their’s tons and tons of reasons to go nucular! I mean their’s less and less people who learn the difference between singular and plural countable and uncountable nouns, isn’t their?! Like all my colleagues and favorite journalists! If you would’ve heard them!! Jeepers! Like, it ends up effecting the quality of MY OWN precision in oral and written expression which I’m loosing!!
Like, it ends up effecting the quality of MY OWN precision in oral and written expression which I’m loosing!!
Another French lose canon.
Off with her head!
Like, right?! Communicated so good, to.
To who was that last comment adressed, dear Pearl?
Too you, deer comrade! As much as Fawlty Tower’s response tickled and tempted my lust for blood, my heart was softened by your cleverness.
Maybe your right – labor camps will do.
X-)
I am worried about my grammar, with well-written sentences like the one above.
My primary years consisted of 4 different schools a year every year until I left school after barely 120 days into my first year of high school. I am an amateur on the subject, I must confess to having never come across this spelling you mention “ect”.
The “elections turn people into children” phenomenon is perfectly exemplified by those “I VOTED!” stickers that are given out at booths. People place them on their chests like badges of honor, similarly to how a grade-schooler wears their gold star sticker to signal what a good, well behaved boy or girl they are. It’s absolutely bizarre.
Definitely.
Occasionally I’ll see a clip of one of those inane late night shows where the guest celebrity is sporting the “I VOTED†sticker like a proud child who’s mom put his retarded crayon drawing on the refrigerator. Baffling. At least Sasha Baron Cohen satirized it one time by showing up with the sticker on his suit, then peeled it open to reveal about 50 more stickers.
I meant whose mom, not who’s mom. Don’t send the swat team.
Compulsory voting from where I come from. We should be given stickers that say “I Voted because your lovely government was going to throw me in a cage like an animal if I didn’t!”
I would ban “utilize,” “use” is more than capable of standing on its own two legs. Adding “itize” to the end of words doesn’t make words more exciting or techy.
Bah, I scoff-itize its usage!
Here are the other candidates:
Camacho 2020
https://i.imgur.com/9QrKso2.jpg
I kill everyone
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords 2020
https://i.imgur.com/FueCit8.jpg
The traditional basis for a system of government
Lebowski 2020
https://i.imgur.com/xJtu7M7.jpg
Aggression will not stand, man
CTHULHU 2020
https://i.imgur.com/tg10SXO.jpg
Don’t settle for the LESSER of two evils.
Vote for the GREATEST.
https://i.imgur.com/DqWRCb6.jpg
Lives don’t matter
https://i.imgur.com/YMjJ8Qp.jpg
Rick Astley
https://i.imgur.com/b4xb8Vh.jpg
He will never..
But can we trust that they keep their promises?
https://i.imgur.com/WwJFASI.jpg
Vice presidential candidate Oddball-
“Do you know what’s in that bank, Sweetheart?â€
Uncertain candidate for 2020:
Giant Meteor
https://i.imgur.com/ckxl5XC.jpg
2016 Promises:
Wipe out all student loans
Eliminate all mortgage debt
Remove credit card debt
Reduce all tax burdens to zero
..within the first 5 minutes
I had a philosophy professor who on the first day of class said “…and if anyone uses an apostrophe for a plural, I will fail your paper!â€
No one mistook that for a joke.
Are there any exceptions for people who’s native language isn’t English?
Oh well.. Dear leader James, I will try to improve my grammar, please don’t put me in internet jail 😉
Oh my!
Guilty as charged. I have used the 3 letter and dot myself, although I had never really thought about it. I’ve seen it used for nearly 6 decades, and was even taught to use it in grammar school. Along with numerous other falsehoods.
You make perfect sense though King James, and I shall cease and desist said practice as of now.
There, now I have learned something today, and that is always a good day.
Oh, and no stickers for me for I agree the voting scam is not for me.
“I am the master of my fate,
The captain of my soul.”……..etcetera or is that et cetera?
it is absolutely criminal… ECT ~ electroconvulsive therapy, frequently used by CIA MKULTRA doctors, etc. they totally deserve to be jailed!
You said it Victoria!
And I can’t believe that this barbaric practice is still used today in a ‘modified way”.
ECT, etc. (2 minutes)
https://youtu.be/FqOMR6eVJCg?t=10m6s
Love ya King James!
Everything you do and say is so rich!
I’d vote for you if I could.
Not sure for what though. 🙂
I’m recommending all you ‘Mericans
spoil your ballots and vote for Corbett 2020!
Lord of the files? =/?
boy that’s vaguely terrifying… as a techno twist… 😯
“there aren’t any grownups…We shall have to look after ourselves…”
damn, my nose is running again…
“And in the middle of them, with filthy body, matted hair, and unwiped nose, Ralph
wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the
true, wise friend called Piggy.â€
https://literarydevices.net/lord-of-the-flies-quotes/
O Great King or Mr. President–
May you reign forever! C-O-R-B-E-T-T! Corbett! Corbett! Corbett! Bow, scape.
While you’re at it on the ect. front would totally like send the CIA to whack anybody who uses the words THAN and THEN wrong?
Than, you will be saving the children, the elderly and the disadvantaged more then, you-know, that other king.
He,he ECT just plain looks wrong. The only thing I remember from my college English class was the prof being irate about people using the word “impact”
as a verb. All these years later, it still bugs me when I hear it.
Had a good Chuckle with my morning tea. Great speech, thank you James
Around the 3:50 mark,
I really got a chuckle when Corbett gives the sidenote: “…And I would like to say for my household, but my wife might have something to say about that….
Yes.
That is right.
It is found in the unwritten “Book of Marriage Rules”, Chapter 24.
Every married guy should read it.
Most married guys, if not all, have never read it. And thus, they learn about the chapters through experience as the years progress.
If I had only read it beforehand, it would have saved me from a lot of confusion.
ect ect ect… and that’s the beauty of what James is saying. As much as it annoys him, he is not going to physically try to restrain me from the ignorance of typing ect. Corbett 2020!!
ECT, I love that video!
Corbett 2020: Go James Go!